Donkey Sports, Inc.

from Deadspin

I'm not sure if I need to do much explaining here, as the picture should say it all.

The company will also provide::

• Referee and game ball.
• Clean, well-cared for donkeys.
• Valid livestock health certificates.
• Easy to understand game organization information.
• Shoes that will not mark any floor.
• IMMEDIATE euthanasia to avoid any potential Barbaro situation.

Original Link

Donkey Sports Inc. Site

P.S. Rowe sent me this link.