Short Story

A friend of mine at a prestigious Graduate program at a NYC university told me something strange happened to her yesterday.

Friend: So the story of the day is
Me: ?
Friend: I was sitting the library at school studying and some guy comes up to me and passes me a note
Friend: The note says "You are really sexy", and I say "Oh, thanks" and I keep it moving
Me: ok
Friend: So the guy sits down and motions for me to look under the table, I look under and he is rubbing his bare penis with his hands under the table
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Me: Was he like a homeless guy or a bum or something
Friend: No, he was a student
Me: HAHAHAHAHHA

Just thought I would share.